One thing about e-books that most people haven’t thought much is that e-books are the very very first thing that we are all capable of have as a lot as we wish (apart from air). William Gibson “Normal, sane folks usually are not associated with datacenters.” –mikea, alt.sysadmin.restoration “Evolution reveals us there is no right or unsuitable, only energy dynamics.” “Dollars are the brand new ammunition.” –Sean Kennedy “‘Dolphin free’? I don’t want this!” –Anonymous Cow-orker “I hadn’t known there were so many idiots on the planet until I began using the Internet.” –Stanislaw Lem “My drawback is that every one issues are increasingly fascinating to me.” –William Gibson “Republicans initially thought that Fox worked for us, and now we’re discovering we work for Fox.” –David Frum “True terror is to get up one morning and uncover that your high school class is operating the country.” –Kurt Vonnegut “Spoken like a true patriot: with solely half of a grasp on the precise problem however complete certainty as to the answer.” “Spoken like a true web consumer, criticizing and flaming one other particular person, but additionally not exhibiting any insight, contributing to the discussion, or having their own potential solution to the difficulty at hand.” –Lobster and JohnnyOC “It’s thrust into my hands by a conference organizer. I thrust it into someone else’s hand. It could also be hacker vitamins, but it tastes like sucking on a pill. I’d somewhat have a meth behavior.” –Quinn, on Club Mate “Paradox is more eternal than certainty.” –V.Vale, RE/Search “Don’t mess with a nation that wants remedy!” –Christopher Titus “Politics and religion are similar to software and hardware. All of them suck, the documentation is provably incorrect, and all of the vendors tell lies.” –Andrew Dalgleish When the rich wage battle it’s the poor who die.
Anonymous Cow-orker “Don’t aspire to be a B-movie director, you’ll be there quickly enough.” –Bruce Campbell “You may have an honorary Polish family, my pal.” “I’m sorry – how do you mean?” “Big, tightly knit, and convoluted. If your family tree is extra like a household flowchart, you is perhaps Polish.” –Bryce (who’s Polish) and Jason “In both case, it would not fucking matter. Science fiction shouldn’t be about ‘details’ any greater than science is (and science isn’t about info any more than a house is ‘about’ bricks). Science is a process. What’s vital is not a lot that you simply adhere to information as to ideas. Given the ‘not possible’ premise of an FTL drive or spacing-guild navigators that trip out on Space Mescal to steer between the stars, does the story explore the implications of that conceit in a method that makes sense?” –Peter Watts, on plausible science in science fiction “I assume you don’t need a pimp hand when you’ve bought a jetpack!” –Bryce “Twenty years from now you can be extra dissatisfied by the issues that you just didn’t do than by those you probably did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the commerce winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” –Mark Twain “The 1st rule of Political campaigning: Whomever lies first, wins.” –Sandmonkey “Motorist in front of me was so slow, they have been both carrying excessive explosives or performing a mobile circumcision. On themself.” –Security Humor “And remember, if in case you have sufficient rep Rule 34 applies to you.” –Arenamontanus “Morning wood doesn’t mean I’m up for sex, it means my dick is POSTing.” –Bryce “You’ve accepted chaos into your heart and into your own home. And it washes your dishes.” –Amberite “Well, things have gotten sufficiently worse that you can explain the catbox.” –Orthaevelve “I do not know if it will keep. You see, I’ve loopy Jew girl hair, which can escape any containment discipline.” –Amberite “Look! It’s dying cockroach disco!” –Rialian “So, how do I open this?” “Just push the top sideways. You understand, like you are snapping the head off a hen.” “Could you snap the top off my hen?” –Amberite, Hasufin, and Orthaevelve “Your religion in my skill to recollect this shit is amazing.” –Keely “I’m astrally crocheting.” –Paul Hume “The best way I see it, this is just like the Crips vs. the Bloods. And what have I received? An aircraft service.” –Admiral Mike Mullen “Never ask the Virtual Adepts for advice, for they are going to say each ‘Shiny!’ and ‘Look it up on Wikipedia!'” –Amberite “Dude, you see JPEG ARTEFACTS?! When did you last improve your software program?!” –Hasufin, on my sleep deprivation signs There isn’t any separation between the fallen and the stars.
Anonymous Cow-orker “As the dimensions of an explosion will increase, the number of social situations it’s incapable of solving approaches zero.” –Vaarsuvius “Nice to see my tax dollars at work on useless shit. Can I have mine again?” –Kaffeen “I don’t play reindeer games. I think reindeer’s good eatin’, although.” –Bryce “We do not get indignant because the glass is broken, we get offended as a result of we thought the glass would never break.” –Ven. 2. Work out. Women choose giving oral intercourse to a man that is fit than to a 300 pound pig. If you’ve been through middle school, you’re most likely familiar with the baseball metaphor for intercourse: First base is kissing, second base is feeling up (normally boobs) or generally handjobs or fingering, third base is oral intercourse, and a house run – going all the way in which – is vaginally penetrative intercourse – typically with a penis. Finally, here are a couple of gratuitous PNG collages of the little photographs, both with links to the complete 1024×768 JPEG variations (about 200k each): The second seems to be the more popular of the 2. Those who walked one meter or more per second persistently showed longer survival charges.